World War Z Review: Brad Pitt's Magical Scarf And The Greatest Self-Shooting Since Plaxico Burress


By Ross Gariepy - Posted on 10 July 2013

World War Z

World War Z has been in the theaters for three weekends, but you've had no urge to see it, right? I get where you're coming from. On the one hand, it's already the most successful movie of all time in its genre, and it stars an up-and-comer named Brad Pitt. But on the other hand, it's a zombie film coming out at a time when we're starting to get a little worn out from all the zombies invading our movie and TV screens. WWZ also did little to differentiate itself in the pre-release marketing from the somewhat tired plot of "normal guy suddenly becomes the only person who can save mankind from certain extermination."

I finally dragged myself to see it the other day (movie-going is a key procrastination tool for the semi-employed writer), and I gotta admit, my low expectations were exceeded by a long shot.

The movie's main question isn't so much about whether the undead will take over the world, but rather how Brad Pitt will eventually find a cure for or put a stop to the madness...because you just know he'll figure it out eventually. And the movie's writers were kind enough to tell the audience in the beginning that we should be looking for clues along with Pitt to figure out the zombies' weakness. So it's a fun little scavenger hunt to see if you can come up with the solution before the protagonist does.

You should see this movie if: You're OK with Brad Pitt dominating a zombie movie (the zombies just aren't given that much screen time); you enjoy a traditional hero movie where the main character does everything perfectly: he's the best fighter, the bravest man, the greatest husband and father, and of course he's the smartest guy involved; you want to see the most absurd example of someone shooting himself since Plaxico Burress's waistband let him down in November 2008.


You should NOT see this movie if: You're going to be bothered by the fact that Brad Pitt's scarf stays perfectly slung around his neck while he spends the entire movie fighting off zombies (after much consideration, I think it's an infinity scarf, so it's not that impressive after all); you're one of those people who spazzes and jumps out of your seat every time a character pops up on the screen unexpectedly; you're a zombie snob who can't enjoy the movie unless the zombies function exactly how you believe real zombies would act.

On the Ross Watchability Scale (RWS), I give World War Z a 6.5 out of 10.

And if sequels are your thing, well I have a feeling we're only two years away from seeing the trailers for World War Z2? The Second World War Z? World War Z+1? Based on the way this movie ends, there will definitely be at least one sequel.

There's a lot more story to tell, and depending on your love or hate for zombie movies with a perfect hero, that could be a good or bad thing.

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